Funny Card Verses

FUNNY CARD VERSE 01

It's your birthday,
go ahead and play with your food.

FUNNY CARD VERSE 02

Wanted to send you something
really nice for your birthday,
but the darn machine
just kept taking my quarters.

FUNNY CARD VERSE 03

Have you been a good boy?

FUNNY CARD VERSE 04

Have you been a good girl?

FUNNY CARD VERSE 05

Happy Easter to a good egg.
A little cracked, maybe,
but still a good egg!

FUNNY CARD VERSE 06

Thanks for keeping your cool through the more...
ummmm... interesting moments of my growing up.

FUNNY CARD VERSE 07

So you're sick.
Look on the bright side,
now you finally have a reason
to whine and complain!

Get well soon.

FUNNY CARD VERSE 08

I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!

FUNNY CARD VERSE 09

Do you have a sunburn baby,
or are you always this hot?